That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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