You're so nebulous sometimes
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
What a dumb baby whore.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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