It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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