We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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