i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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