My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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