Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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