One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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