And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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