First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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