She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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