So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
