i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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