Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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