Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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