Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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