Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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