Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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