no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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