I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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