I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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