is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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