i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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