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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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