:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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