We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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