god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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