Pappa wants mamma naked
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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