I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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