wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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