is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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