shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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