Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
