my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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