Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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