I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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