we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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