Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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