Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
