sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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