i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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