gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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