I don't think brook has ever known best
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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