Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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