like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
