Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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