i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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