So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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