We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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