What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
